Le jour du jugement dernier, Dieu comparaitra devant moi.

Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil.
Thomas Mann

How do you tell a Communist ? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan

It isn’t that Liberals are ignorant. It’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.
Ronald Reagan

Liberals fought poverty and poverty won.
Ronald Reagan

Optimista se uci anglicky, pesimista cinsky, realista strilet.

Yankees, go home… but take me with you.

Jsou dve pravdy a jedna z nich nesmi byt nikdy vyslovena.
Albert Camus

Celui qui a pitié des assassins sera cruel envers les innocents.
proverbe hébraïque

V tom prave spociva lecebnej ucinek piva, ze vas pri nem nic nenapada.
Vladimir Paral

Ten, kdo poprve pouzil misto kyje nadavky, stal se zakladatelem civilizace.
Sigmund Freud

Obvykle se soudiva, ze mezi dvema krajnimi hledisky je pravda. Tak tomu zdaleka vsak neni. Je mezi nimi problem.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Technicky vyvoj smeruje vzdy od primitivniho pres komplikovane k jednoduchemu.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Pesimista je clovek, ktery postaveny pred dve zla si vybere obe.

Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.
W.Occam

Clovek obcas narazi na pravdu; vetsinou se vsak rychle vzpamatuje a jde dal.

Jsou veci, o nichz nelze nic zjistit. Nelze ale ani zjistit, ktere veci to jsou.

Pro mnohe lidi znamena premyslet jenom prestehovat predsudky na jine misto.
William Saroyan

We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Samuel Beckett

All human actions are equivalent and all are in principle doomed to failure.
Jean-Paul Sartre

Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.

Between two evils, always pick the one you have never tried before.

Confidence is the feeling you have just before you understand the situation.

Don’t force it – get a bigger hammer.

Human Beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, nbut the body has all the fun.
Woody Allen

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying.
Woody Allen

I used to be an agnostic, but now I’m not so sure.

I’ll give you a fair trial befora I hang you.
Judge Roy Bean

I’m not afraid of death… I just don’t want to be there when it happens !
Woody Allen

If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.

If you think the problem was easy, you did it wrong.

Imagination is an important weapon in the war against reality.

In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
Rudin’s Law

It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Just when you see the light at the end of the tunnel, the roof caves in. – Forsyth’s Second Corollary to Murphy’s Laws

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

The easy path is always mined.

The new idea is first denounced as work of the insane, in a few years it is considered obvius and mundane, and finaly the original denouncers will claimed to have invented it.

The world is divided into two groups of people – those who believe the world is divided into two groups of people and those who don’t.

There are two rules for success:
1) Never tell everything you know.

This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong.
Wolfgang Pauli

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Wanted — $ 10000 Reward Schrodinger’s Cat Dead or Alive

When working towards the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t quit.

Maybe this planet is another world’s hell.
Orson Wells

Mistrust arguments from authority.
Carl Sagan

I’ve never liked secrets. Secrets generally mean somebody’s getting screwed. If you don’t know who’s getting screwed, then it’s likely to be you.

Join the army, meet interesting people and KILL THEM!

We are a country of optimists, because the pessimists have all left.

All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

If you abstract far enough, everything is the same.

The power of observation is called cynicism by those who do not possess it.
G.B.Shaw

Every old idea will be proposed agaiwith a different name and a different presentation, regardless of whether it works.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regardedas a bad move.

The facts, although interesting, are usually irrelevant.

First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
M.Gandhi

If brute force doesn’t work, maybe you’re not using enough brute force.

Whenever something difficult becomes easy, two impossible things become difficult.

Beware of bugs in the above code, I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
Donald Knuth

When everyone has to reinvent the wheel, many people invent square wheels.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

If a lot of cures are suggested for a disease, it means that the disease is incurable.
Anton Chekhov

Mr. Bell, after careful consideration of your invention, while it is a very interesting novelty, we have come to the conclusion that it has no commercial possibilities.
J.P. Morgan

The lack of planning on your part does not consitute a crisis on my part.

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.
Mark Twain

Yesterday, it worked. Today, it is not working. Windows is like that.

Here we are in New York. We’re surrounded by people and cars and restaurants. How can we suddenly just disappear ?
W.Allan (Hannah and her Sisters)

What part of NO don’t you understand ?

May God bless and keep the Tsar… far away from us.
(Fiddler on the Roof)

No matter where you go, there you are.

Don’t anthropomorphize computers. They don’t like it.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

US: So, what do we need to make it work ?
THEM: You need a model FRT-2038 expostulating refrembulator.
US: And that will make it work?
THEM: No.

Know what’s weird ? Day by day nothing seems to change, but pretty soon everything is different.

Inside every older person is a young person wondering what the heck happened !

It’s entirely untested, but it looks good and compiles. Ship it !

Co zpusobuje zimu ? Studeny vzduch.

If you can keep your head while all those around you are loosing theirs, then perhaps you have misunderstood the situation.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

Without darkness, there would be no dreams.
Salvatore Cerra

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

If you want something done, ask someone who is busy!

If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

Two men looked out of prison bars. One saw mud and the other saw stars.

There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

The minute you start talking about what you are going to do if you lose, you have lost.

Yes, but you have the benefit of ignorance, while I have the burden of knowledge.

DISCLAIMER: I do not necessarily agree with everything I say.

It should be noted that the contradictory opposite of a disjunctive proposition is a conjunctive proposition composed of the disjunctive contradictories of the parts of the disjunctive proposition.
William of Ockham

Kam jdete ? Pryc ! Na vylet ? Ne, navzdy !

Success is going from one failure to the next without loss of enthusiasm.
H.Ford

Never give in.
Never give in.
Never, never, never, never.
Never yield to force. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
Sir Winston Churchill